Vampires Suck At Shopping
A downloadable game
Vampires Suck At Shopping is a rules-light, narrative-heavy TTRPG that plays from start to finish in 2-3 hours. In it, players take on the roles of immortal, all-powerful vampires who are doing their very best to complete a shockingly mundane task in a world that stopped making sense a century or two ago.
If we had to make up a pull quote about it, it would be something like "It's like What We Do In The Shadows meets Honey Heist, with a very British sense of humour."
This is Needy Cat Games' first foray into short-form TTRPGs, and our first attempt at putting a game on itch. If you like it, look up Needy Cat Games on your social media platform of choice (we're usually @needycatgames) and tell us!
Vampires Suck at Shopping is now available in German! Head over to Optional's itch page to get it.
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Had a brilliant time playing this, the token system is very easy to use and lead to much hilarity as Oscar Wilde, Anastasia Romanov, Vanja The Slayer, and Raven Ebony Darkness attempted to cancel their gym membership. Would play again!